Trevor Noah has ideas for gun laws for New York

“You can see where this is going. This Supreme Court feels itself, doesn’t it? Because you realize they finally have all the judges they need to do what they want. It’s like Amy Coney Barrett was the last infinite rock they needed. Yes, they introduced it, and now they just swallow all the laws. It’s like voting rights, gun control, Miranda rights, abortion. I love this song, yes!” — TREVOR NOAH

“Yeah, I don’t know about you, every time I’ve been in New York rush hour with drivers yelling at each other and motorcyclists berating the drivers and pedestrians whining at the motorcyclists and the drivers, that one thing I always think is, ‘Man, one thing that would calm this down is if everyone had a gun now. Just a few Glocks would really cool things down.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“So, of course, this is a major setback for gun security. But if you ask me, New York just has to be creative. Yes, they have to think outside the box, the same way they do Texas, right? Look at what Texas did to ban abortion – they weren’t allowed to ban it, so they just made a crazy new law that basically banned it anyway. That’s what New York should do with guns. Like, yeah, they should say, ‘Okay, anyone can buy a gun if they want to, but the gun shops are only open on the nights the Knicks win.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“The Supreme Court today issued several rulings, including one that overturns a New York State gun law that restricts concealed weapons. So join us, tourists! Seriously, step aside, because you’re going to be shot.” —SETH MEYERS

That’s right, the Supreme Court overturned a New York law—a New York state gun law that restricts covert weapons. Cause you know sometimes in August you’re on the F train and there’s no AC and then it stops in the middle of the tunnel and the conductor doesn’t announce anything and you think to yourself, ‘Man, I wish we had them all guns.’” —SETH MEYERS

“Basically, for the last 100 years, New York had a law that said if you just want to carry a gun with you wherever you go, you have to prove that you have a specific reason you need that gun, you know, for your protection. You have to go to the police, you have to tell them, explain everything. Maybe someone is threatening you, or maybe you are Liam Neeson’s daughter and people keep trying to kidnap you, even though it seems much easier right now to kidnap someone else’s daughter.” — TREVOR NOAH

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